Pigeons Teacher Everyone Outside Is Lava Shirt

Your child will sound like a Pigeons Teacher Everyone Outside Is Lava Shirt pig snorting cocaine sometimes when they sleep in their crib. This is normal; their windpipe is tiny tiny tiny and the smallest amount of congestion will give them worse snores than even you. You will do laundry constantly for a while. Your child will spit up on everything and every time you fail to diaper them right (which for a while will be every time you change them at 3 am) their pee will leak all over their onesie, their swaddle, their mattress cover, and you.

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